10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword