10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha