10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."