10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.