10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--