10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth