10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.