10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.