10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977