10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!