10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it