10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.