10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."