10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."