10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright