10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."