10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."