10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death