10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--