10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Never educate a stupid poker player.