10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!