10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is