10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.