10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."