10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom