10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.