10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.