10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.