10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT