10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament