10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..