10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- It's Free To Fold...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks