10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike