10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.