10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.