10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls