10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)