10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."