10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers