10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer