10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fook the floosh droo!