10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare