10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger