10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- if u play for the thrill u are ill