10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth