10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson