10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson