10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow