10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"