10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.